THINGS ABOUT UK CELEBRITY BIG BROTHER

1. H from Steps as surprisingly likeable if rapidly ageing sweetheart!


2. Jo from S Club as dressing-gown wearing, chain-smoking, racism-acquiescing disappointment!



3. Shilpa Shetty as England's sweetheart (and possible Eurovision delegate)!


4. Some others I can't really be bothered with!




5. And a BB host who appears to be slightly better than my beloved Gretel Killeen:

(though it's a lot easier for Davina to do her job effectively than it is for Gretel, given that BB here in the UK happens mainly in the adults-only timeslots and the program doesn't appear to be even remotely marketed to children. Dear Channel 10, Can Gretel and her program please be unshackled from the 5-14 year old demographic. This will solve all your problems. Kind regards)