JOHN SAFRAN'S 'SPEAKING IN TONGUES'

Have you noticed how this brilliant program becomes increasingly bonkers every week? It really is great that in these times of lean artistic economy and commercially-driven entertainment, John Safran can devote a segment of his show (for two weeks running) to antagonising his co-host into saying whether they're friends in real life, à propos of very little. (To clarify, we like this sort of odd tangent in our television, though this all came out a bit sarcastic which wasn't our intention at all.)

They also had a nice woman who channels dogs on tonight, and that irritatingly omnipresent lego-haired cunt Andrew Bolt blethering on.