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Friday, November 11

A RATHER UNSETTLING TRANSITION



Although we love Madonna forever, we just cannot accept the following conversion:

1992:

"I wouldn't have turned out the way I was if I didn't have all those old-fashioned values to rebel against. I have the same goal I've had ever since I was a girl. I want to rule the world...to me, the whole process of being a brush stroke in someone else's painting is a little difficult."

2005:(discussing relationships)

"You do have to learn to say I'm sorry, even when you don't mean it and I'm telling you, if you say it even when you don't mean it, it really gets you a long way, okay? Just a little secret for everybody."

Oh just SHUT UP CAN YOU! We don't care! Even if it's true! We simply do not want to hear you saying this sort of thing! And damn you to HELL Guy Ritchie you offensive bonehead! We hold you completely responsible for this development! Additionally, you have not made a good film in your beige little life (Guy, not Madge).

3 Comments:

At 11:22 am, Blogger Guy said...

She was better when she was just openly nasty, rather than piously annoying. LEAVE THE UK!!! LEAVE IT!! The last straw was her English Roses clothing range. Self-awareness gene missing!!!

But props to her amazing 47-year old body.

 
At 10:25 pm, Blogger Hules said...

Madonna give it a rest you stupid old woman.

Having children ruined Madonna and it has now ruined Britney.

Madonna makes me sick with her 'good mum' crap. Fuck off.

Luckily Britney didn't go down that road.

She took the fat disgusting repulsive FAT FAT FAT trailer trash option.

They're a pair of slags.

 
At 10:16 pm, Blogger Giant Michael said...

Didn't the chorus of her one of her better songs pronounce 'I'm not sorry'?

She's a daft old cow, but she can do no wrong in my eyes - let the haters hate, they'll still go and buy the New Madonna Album until the day they die.

She's laughing her fake English laugh all the way to the bank.

Cheerio, Michael. xxx

 

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