THIS IS SHIT

Dear Minogue, D

We've been a bit quiet about this for a time because we considered it to be a great joke. But now that it appears not to be: Are you REALLY thinking you are going to relaunch yourself successfully with the utter pap that is the misleadingly-titled "Perfection"? Was your Neon Nights reinvention for nothing? Of course, All Around The World records is almost certainly to blame for turning you into something of a Kelly Llorenna tribute act. But we can't help but feel a bit sad about thae fact that your career IS AN ABSOLUTE DISGRACE THESE DAYS! Pick up your act Dannii! If only for the gays who love you so. We won't just buy any old tat! (Except those of us who will.)

If you have any queries, please call.


Oh no you di'nt just release another "big in the clubs" thing with some vocals slapped over the top at the last minute/Bitch please

Yours faithfully
Fop

PS: What, also, is happening with your Costas Mandylor film about the Melbourne public transport system "Except East Richmond"? BECAUSE IT ISN'T ON THE INCORRECT MOVIE DATABASE! Does this film even exist, Dannii? DOES IT, YOU DREADFULLY LAZY WOMAN?

PPS: We do still love you forever. But please GET IT TOGETHER, bloody