Fop.

I was faced with a choice, at a difficult age. Would I write a book, or should I take to the stage

Sunday, September 11

WE LOVE NATALIE ZAHRA!




She is emerging as being UTTERLY HILARIOUS and simply WILL NOT SHUT UP! Further, she merrily picked up a dead rat. (She could be of use in the cupboard under the stairs in Fop towers.)

Scott, To Be Certain will surely be busting out the usual post-Idol exegesis in the morning, so we won't cut his lunch by attempting anything very thorough. We are also bone lazy and would like to read "Dead Europe" by Christos Tsiolkas and listen to Rachel Stevens "Crazy Boyz" on repeat rather than blog very much more this evening.

Be that as it may, we have the following rather churlish pieces of armchair commentary:

1. There was something SLIGHTLY NAUSEATING about James Kannis doing that Wendy Matthews song. Also, he is dirty and bad

2. We feel really sorry for Laura Gissara. She was really very good! Even if she was a bit San Remo Song Contest. She is clearly a sweet and driven girl and we warmly support her

3. Must Marcia Hines casually imply that she knows every Australian singer ever? We find this frankly implausible

4. Not only did Anne Robinson neglect to thank the dear Lord for the first week in quite a while, but she also got called "sexy" by the judges way too often for a Hillsong parishioner (or are they allowed to be sexy? We forget. We just know we DO NOT LIKE THEM). There will almost certainly be massive repercussions for Anne in respect of both issues. Most likely monetary, knowing Hillsong

5. Bendigo really is an absolute shitheap of a town, is it not

6. We do love Natalie Zahra, but girlfriend had AWFUL EYE MAKEUP

7. Ditto Kate DeAraugo

8. Is this the fault of the Maybelline style team? Because we so could have done a better job for both those unfortunate girls

9. TOO MUCH GUNK IN YOUR HAIR, TINY STEPHENS!! JUST CALM THE FUCK DOWN WITH THE TEXTURISING PASTE

10. All the boys were *snores*

11. Kyle Sandilands is fat and contrary. And yet he does make a quantity of sense, sadly

END.

3 Comments:

At 10:39 am, Blogger la nadine said...

please tell me you also took note of kate dearaugo's eyebrows?

girlfriend* looked liked she'd been tweezed by the at the special ed school of beauty.

*i vow to speak like marcia when talking idol.

 
At 4:28 pm, Blogger Derek said...

'Dead Europe' is incredibly good. In fact, I'll go so far as to say it's the Best Australian Novel In Recent Years.*









*which means it's the 'only' Australian novel I've read in recent years.

 
At 5:20 pm, Blogger fluffy said...

James Kannis will get his teeth fixed and become a poor man's Ricky Martin.

He might have to have every single tooth removed to do it, but by god it will be done.

You heard it from me first.

 

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