I was faced with a choice, at a difficult age. Would I write a book, or should I take to the stage

Sunday, September 11


We think we may be supporting Tiny Stephens on Idol tonight. Possibly. She's singing Powderfinger, though, which makes us altogether less inclined.

Actually, fuck Tiny. Fuck her! Powderfinger? Could you BE any more of a bland bint with a tendency towards overuse of hair product? At least the overly pouty Natalie Zahra is singing a song that has gay potential (Vanessa Amorosi 'Absolutely Everybody').

Look, if it was up to us, we'd have them all singing Vengaboys covers every week quick as look at them. We understand, after reading a strangely formal email from Channel 10's publicity department in response to our recent electronic communication titled "How to fix Idol" that this is "just not possible" which would be FUCKING RIGHT.


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