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Thursday, July 28

WELL, WE DON'T PARTICULARLY LIKE YOU EITHER, KATE



you hateful, Howard-voting HOUND. But we do rather like THIS image, and we hope it haunts you for quite some time after your inevitable eviction on Sunday:



See it?

Here it is again!



Boys kissing on Big Brother Australia! Kissing each other full on the mouth like they really mean it! And Logan Greg is really very hot isn't he. Look how his eyes are closed, and his head tilted slightly so he can get a more satisfying angle, and how his hand is drawing Tim's torso to him as a matter of considerable urgency, and how his muscles are bulging manfully with the exigency of this white-hot liaison, for which he has clearly been, as they say, "gagging". It is certainly far more intense than anything he ever threw poor old Christie's way. Because, HE LIKES IT! He likes men (surely)! Admittedly Tim is perhaps not so sure. But we love how Logan Greg looks like he might be about to huskily whisper, "Let's go somewhere private," and run off with Tim to the sauna... Or at least, that's what would have happened if Kate hadn't ruined the moment. Bitch, we haven't had any gays on BB-AU since 2003! Not a one. So given this unexpected turn of delightful events, we're hardly going to let you get away with wrecking perfectly good opportunities for mansex footage which Catharine Lumby could then have defended with Gretel on Uncut against a hopeless pro-censorship guest from the Festival of Light (or similar bilious institute of The Baby Jesus, Our Dear Lord).

Kindly vote Kate out!


14 Comments:

At 12:17 pm, Blogger Jess said...

*dies happy*

Ladies getting simultaneously hot in comments over man on man pashes is the new black, you know.

 
At 12:17 pm, Blogger la nadine said...

post the pic again.

POST THE PIC AGAIN!

GIMME GIMME!

 
At 12:18 pm, Anonymous Kate from BB said...

Eww, that's gross, gays are evil like birds and stuff, I knew a gay man once and he didn't sex me in the mouth boo fucking hoo etc.

 
At 12:26 pm, Anonymous johnny from bb (the gay guy from years ago) said...

right on boys! gay it up! 4 evs!

p.s. wanna come to the gym with me?

 
At 2:30 pm, Blogger Jo said...

Fop, you are bang on as usual. 'His muscles are bulging manfully with the exigency of this white-hot liaison'. LOVE it! LOVE the pic! LOVE Tim and Greg! HATE the cunty little overplucked-eyebrowed homophobe!

BTW today's BB site says:

'Tim and Greg both answered Nelson Mandela when asked who they admired most, which goes to show their "brotherly" bond runs deep. However, their reasons were quite different.'

Presumably this is because Tim said Mandela was a martyr of the Left, whilst Greg said he had nice pecs.

 
At 4:16 pm, Blogger Derek said...

I am ignorant of the 'ins and outs' of this series of BB...but, the one on the left surely has been there and done that before. Is he a confirmed hommersexsual?

 
At 6:36 pm, Blogger Fop said...

Oh look, he may as well be. But as far as I know he still claims to be straight, hilariously. I have been racking up various bits of evidence why this mightn't be quite true, however.

Some of this may be wishful thinking on my part (but seriously, he is ambivalent at best towards girls).

 
At 10:04 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

i know him from uni, football (proper, roundball football) and the ALP, he's straight. sorry folks. top bloke and i was vrey glad to see him giving "thatcher-birdc**t" both barrels though.

 
At 10:06 am, Blogger Fop said...

Is he ALP, anonymous??

That is great news! (At least, it's better than finding out he's a Liberal...) Could you please talk more about this?

 
At 10:30 am, Blogger Jess said...

Yes, please discuss Greg's left leanings. He really is going from strength to strength ever since Dean left, isn't he?

 
At 11:00 am, Blogger Jo said...

Could Fop and ausculture please start a campaign for Lefty Greg and Lefty Tim to be the last two in the house?! Now that would be good viewing.

 
At 6:30 am, Blogger Black Wind, Fire and Steel said...

Dear Fop Staff

That repeated picture made me guffaw like a stupid little child! Good One! Now everyone in this Computer Lending Corporation thinks I am an IDIOT!!

Thanks and regards,
IOYC A Fine Example of Works From This Period

 
At 1:25 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think the previous 'Anonymous' poster has his lefts and rights mixed up. Uni, soccer etc would be Tim, not Greg.
And lovely post Fop, could not agree more.

 
At 9:19 pm, Anonymous Timmy lover said...

When Tim And Greg kissed it wasnt tims fult it was gregs cus tim isnt Gay like Greg and TIM LUVS TIM TAMS BUT LUVS ME MORE! so dontbully tim ok i luv him ... luv ys TIMMY!

 

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