WELL, WE DON'T PARTICULARLY LIKE YOU EITHER, KATE

you hateful, Howard-voting HOUND. But we do rather like THIS image, and we hope it haunts you for quite some time after your inevitable eviction on Sunday:



See it?

Here it is again!



Boys kissing on Big Brother Australia! Kissing each other full on the mouth like they really mean it! And Logan Greg is really very hot isn't he. Look how his eyes are closed, and his head tilted slightly so he can get a more satisfying angle, and how his hand is drawing Tim's torso to him as a matter of considerable urgency, and how his muscles are bulging manfully with the exigency of this white-hot liaison, for which he has clearly been, as they say, "gagging". It is certainly far more intense than anything he ever threw poor old Christie's way. Because, HE LIKES IT! He likes men (surely)! Admittedly Tim is perhaps not so sure. But we love how Logan Greg looks like he might be about to huskily whisper, "Let's go somewhere private," and run off with Tim to the sauna... Or at least, that's what would have happened if Kate hadn't ruined the moment. Bitch, we haven't had any gays on BB-AU since 2003! Not a one. So given this unexpected turn of delightful events, we're hardly going to let you get away with wrecking perfectly good opportunities for mansex footage which Catharine Lumby could then have defended with Gretel on Uncut against a hopeless pro-censorship guest from the Festival of Light (or similar bilious institute of The Baby Jesus, Our Dear Lord).

Kindly vote Kate out!