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Tuesday, May 24

MISSY ELLIOTT APPEARS TO BE DOING SOMETHING



Just quickly, we trust that it is at least of limited interest that Missy Elliott is doing the following:



* hilariously stating that she is now seeking "more respect than ever", on her website; and
* about to release a NEW ALBUM called "The Cookbook".

We're a tiny bit worried that this express use of culinary terminology by a popstar may very well short-circuit Crystal and cause some format of combustion. However, it is great to see that cooking/kitchen imagery is really catching on in pop.

Finally, we must agree:

* Poor Javine (<-- we were SO going to do that, by the way. No, really); and
* Well done Kyria Paparizou! In a world where the Bosnian-Herzegovinian entry cannot win Eurovision, this is the only worthy alternative. Ireland, we hope it is now evident that you had better commence locating/"grooming" Samantha Mumba for Athens 2006.

Helena Paparizou: She was the one, she's our number two one

1 Comments:

At 1:57 pm, Blogger CD GALLAGHER said...

Oh goodness - what excellent timing! The popstar chefs have just come back today!

"The Cookbook"! - Oh my God, I LOVE it.

 

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