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Wednesday, April 27


11 sleeps, until Fop's patron saint, Our Lady Gretel Killeen, is back on the TV pretty much nightly, once again purveying her amazing brand of fabulous sophistication, japery and great jokes for Big Brother 05. Get the hell on board! And we don't want ANY hating this year from other bloggers! Just love, for our beautiful, smart, funny Gretel. Also, please do NOT refer to her as "Gretski". It's FUCKING RUDE. (And we expect she prefers "Miss Killeen".)


At 9:39 am, Blogger Jess said...

Captain Foppo, if Gretel promises to behave, then I'll promise to behave. No more scowly mama behaviour! x

At 5:17 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

And what of Graxon? Do we still believe?

At 2:40 pm, Blogger Jess said...

Do we still believe that Graxon was the love story of a generation?

Yes, my child. We still believe.

Despite the supposed end of their passionate affair, Saxon's influence on Gretel remains - everytime we see her flowing blonde surfer locks, every time she masturbates with a group of friends, we'll remember the love which dared (when pushed by Sydney Confidential) to speak its name.

At 11:35 am, Blogger Sherriff said...

She doesn't look overly thrilled for someone who is coming.

Ah well.


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