Fop.

I was faced with a choice, at a difficult age. Would I write a book, or should I take to the stage

Thursday, March 31

WE WANT THE SURSOK "GIRLS' BAG O' PRESSIES"





This story is really quite confusing. It tells a sad tale of everyone's favourite Ikea-opening performer Tammin Sursok. Her family, according to Sydney Confidential, are "carnies" who forced poor Tammin to spend her entire childhood slaving over the familial showbag stall (which is apparently some atrocious form of Girlfriend magazine franchise) at the Royal Easter Show, hocking the Sursok Family showbag, which is this year's top seller. Got that? Then, the "article" blithely adds that things have gone a bit Daddy Lohan with Tammin's Daddy, who has been trying unsuccessfully to make something of a pretty penny selling photos of Tammin and "her new man" to some tabloids.

WHAT we want to know is:

WHAT is in the SURSOK "GIRLS' BAG O' PRESSIES"?
HOW can we get one?
IS Tammin's album going to be any good? Or will it be filled with made-in-Australia pop, in which case they may as well just drop her now.

Speaking of droppings, is it true that Casey Donovan was ditched from her label yesterday afternoon? Can someone please let us know?

6 Comments:

At 1:07 pm, Blogger Jellyfish said...

Damn those carnies!

As for Casey, those rumours have been circulating all month. If it hasn't happened already, unfortunately it's only a matter of time.

 
At 2:16 pm, Blogger sjusju said...

tammin?

isn't that the healthy ingredient in tea?

or what you do when you are trying to make lions be nice to you?

or half of some obscure scottish accoutrement? (ending with "shanter")

Apart from giving her a crap name, the caption to the photo makes it sound like the parents are also making a killing from harvesting their poor daughter's ovaries to fill the mysterious "Girl's Bag O Pressies" - the ideal showbag for anyone requiring human egg donation who would like a "tammin"-themed baby.

ick!

 
At 9:24 am, Blogger Jess said...

Dear Fop,

Can you please "bang out" another blogpost? I am hankering. And you make me laff.

Yours sincerely,

Jess x

 
At 10:19 am, Blogger Jess said...

DID YOU NOT HEAR ME?!

BANG ONE OUT, FOPFACE! BANG IT!

*deep breaths*

 
At 12:00 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

That's right mate! Get to posting!

At the very least you can help us with our book of essays on Australian Pop!

Alyson

 
At 10:19 pm, Blogger Brownie said...

Those lips have just ousted Gina Gershon from 1st rung on Lips of the century.

 

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