I was faced with a choice, at a difficult age. Would I write a book, or should I take to the stage

Friday, March 4


If you don't mind, can you PLEASE dart over to Ausculture? BECAUSE, they have finally "rendered" their original musical work "You're a Z-List Actress, Holly Brisley", and it is available to ALL in democratic MP3 format! It is, needless to say, completely magnificent. We are in awe, Jess. Quite seriously.

And as if that wasn't enough, the adorably madcap ladies of CFB Goes Pop have busted out A SECOND SERIES of their Nikki Webster sitcom (with the simple but effective name of "Nikki"), which is at once jaunty and exquisite. Here is an extract from episode three:

Meanwhile, the gang are preparing to send Ian (Ian Roberts) out on a date with a hunky newcomer (Joel McIlroy), but will Ian be able to overcome first night nerves, even with Sasha and Nikki's "earpiece" advice? Also stars Kate Ritchie as Karen Barker, and Sean Micallef as the maitre'd.

OH YES. This more than makes up for the fact that certain people have been unceremoniously banned from Holly Brisley's official messageboards. (HOW DARE SHE BAN US? We tell it like it is and she BANS us? You're a FOOL, Holly.)

Crystal and Michael, please keep the Nikki dream alive! We have to go away for a time now, but we will be back by Sunday night with lots to say! If we find on Sunday night that you have become Susie Wilks's Love Pavilion, we are going to be really quite upset.


At 10:27 am, Blogger Crystal Gallagher-Starr said...

How dare she ban/delete ME? All of my posts were actually positive! She's really done her dash now.

And don't worry, I'm still 100% on the Webster wagon.

At 6:14 pm, Anonymous hahahaha said...


At 5:39 pm, Anonymous cocksucker said...

Mr Fopington is GAY

At 11:07 pm, Blogger Edward O said...

Look! Holly Brisley has two fans more than previously thought.

At 11:45 am, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think it is Holly Brisley! Hi Holly! Loved you as Heather Locklear in the Dynasty film!

Please don't leave anonymous comments though! Say hello properly!


At 11:56 am, Blogger Jess said...

I don't know, I'd say it's the one person repeating themselves. And how insightful they are?!


What next, oh harbingers of doom - are you going to break the EXCLUSIVE news to his fanbase that he likes DANNII MINOGUE?!

Heh, dipshits. I heart them.

At 12:50 pm, Blogger Jo said...

It is no surprise to me that Holly B attracts fans of such searing intelligence and droll wit. Such cogent observations! Such biting satire! But please, don't hide yourselves behind the (admittedly hilarious) monikers of 'hahahaha' and 'cocksucker'. Genius must go by its own name.

At 11:19 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

The campaign really reached it's zenith alright after nikki was dropped by the show.


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