NIKKI IS HURTING, GOD DAMN YOU

God damn you Holly Brisely! How dare you belittle Nikki Webster backstage at Dancing With The Stars on the basis of her extreme competency! Did we not ask nicely enough last week for everyone to stop getting stuck in? Clearly not, as we have just been alerted to this witless piece from the Herald Sun's "The Eye" (which admittedly is little more than an insubstantial pamphlet of fluff).

Who the hell are you, Holly Brisely? You have been, we see from the Incorrect Movie Database, in the Scooby Doo movie a time ago. Agro's Cartoon Connection, you were on. Some Australian films (ie we wouldn't brag about it). And that would appear to be it. When you have anything resembling over half a decade's experience in pumping out children's pop, then perhaps you'll have an opinion worth listening to. Until then, LAY OFF Nikki Webster or we will COME ROUND THERE and FUCK YOU UP.

THE TALLY

Loves Nikki:

* Fop
* Sara-Marie
* The Love Pavilion
* Gays, including but not limited to, Ian Roberts
* Children
* Tom Williams
* Kylie Minogue

Hates Nikki:

* The Murdoch press (Australian tabloid division)
* Brooke 'Mikey' Anderson (we presume)
* Holly Brisley
* BMG/SONY

(Incidentally, isn't it interesting (but unsurprising) in that article that Nikki mentions that Ian Roberts has already jumped to her defence? WE TOLD YOU that gays would love her, given half a chance.)