DEAR THE AUSTRALIAN LABOR PARTY
It would be very good indeed if you didn't make this EVEN WORSE by making that chiko-roll eating, military history-reading Kim Beazley the leader ONCE AGAIN. (Though, Australians do tend to elect unflushable turds as Prime Ministers, so we will grudgingly accept it if it has to be him.) Seriously, though, as Elanor Symposiast suggests, the ALP has women members, you know. Why not one of them? NOT, we stress, the appalling Nicola Roxon. If Julia Gillard can't get the numbers, we suggest Gretel Killeen be Garretted through. But then again, we would suggest that, wouldn't we. Just FIND SOMEONE GREAT, bloody!
Also, we note that the circulating of some pictures of Senator Stephen Conroy participating in triathalons and doing other forms of activity in which Speedos are worn can only help your chances.
Best,
Fop.
3 Comments:
Fop, I wish to have an Argument with you about this. Name your time and place.
Will!
I have looked into it and it would seem Senator Conroy is EVIL and one of those bitchy mcbitchbitch Labor party faction loving fuckers responsible for undermining the party in the name of personal and\or factional ambition!
WE DO NOT WANT HIM IN SPEEDOS!
WE WANT HIM SPANKED! SPANKED LIKE A BAG SNATCHER IN NEWTOWN!
Yes, well. He's ALP Right, all "right", and yes, a knob. But don't you think, it might do him good to be subject to ogling by various gays. For the good of the party, he should do what is right, and disrobe for a sexy calendar.
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