MINOGUE, K: THE LISA SCOTT LEE CONNECTION

LISA SCOTT LEE: (dials phone)
KYLIE MINOGUE: Hello?
LISA SCOTT LEE: Kylie Minogue is it? Listen, that "BPM" song on the B-side of your new single nicks all the best bits of MY OWN song, "Burning Like A Fever". It was never released, sadly. May I have some compensation in order that I might open my own dance college and forge a meaningful career for myself?
KYLIE MINOGUE: EEiiee! Do NOT call me again, you demented little shrew! (click)
LISA SCOTT LEE: (rants/raves)
LISA SCOTT LEE: (perfoms a vaguely symbolic little dance)