Fop.

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Thursday, August 12

WHO'S THE SKANKIEST

We haven't got time for much today, but we note that we are querying who to crown as The Australian Public Figure Who Is The Skankiest Ho.

There are two contenders.

1.
YASMINE DIA

2.
JANET ALBRECHTSEN

We expect that tonight's Inside Idol ought to be fairly determinative.

That is all.

3 Comments:

At 12:15 am, Blogger Elanor said...

JANET JANET JANET! Ooooh, I hate her so much. But I don't know if skanks even exist really, so I don't know if I could rank her top skank. All I can say is that she is a vile loser and I hate her.

 
At 9:38 am, Blogger Fop said...

It is perhaps unnecessarily offensive to call her a skank. I was really just alluding to Mark Latham's entertaining (and appropriate) attempt to malign her using "street speak".

Did you get my email?

 
At 3:40 pm, Blogger Elanor said...

Oooh. An email! Okay, I just checked it and conferred with Guy and yes, he will definitely submit to your plan. He thinks he can do it from memory.

 

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