Fop.

I was faced with a choice, at a difficult age. Would I write a book, or should I take to the stage

Monday, August 9

WE THINK *NOT*



This slimy, smarmy individual will almost certainly go through tonight. Because he's so CHARMING you see. Fop, however, finds him repulsive.

Our best three from last night, if you must know, are:



Look at this hilarious Chanel fansite that's just started, too. It's the sort of thing that we should have done. And we would have, too, if we had even the slightest aptitude for html.

5 Comments:

At 10:57 am, Blogger iPatrickBlake said...

Oh dear. I feel quite the same way about Ben, Fop. Or I did. It's that icky "Sean-William-Scott-I-used-to-be-a-nerd-or-I-possibly-still-am-but-I-do-know-I-am-good-looking-and I-am-also-gay-but-trying-to-hide-it-so-I-can-win-Australian-Idol" thing. But you know what? I want him to be my brother for some strange reason. I just can't help it!

 
At 11:36 am, Blogger Crystal Gallagher-Starr said...

I let out an audible gasp when I read that. I find Ben quite genuine and likeable. And I'd like there to be one person in the top 12 who might go for the pop option each week, like Millsy did last year (much as I hated him at the time, I respected his commitment to Westlife).

 
At 12:04 pm, Blogger Fop said...

I just find that there is something really wrong with him. It's as though he's spent a lot of time, and probably, money, on a very calculated "charming, cool but nerdy (but actually not)" demeanour. Also, all his clothes are covered with idiotic stencils. I have never understood this current fashion. It just makes it seem like he bought them all at once.

I can see that he would make a very nice older brother. But I can also imagine him quite happily dobbing to Mum that you snuck out or similar.

Pop option, I completely agree, but could Hayley Jensen not bang out a Fragma/Lasgo/DJ Sammy style song every now and then?

 
At 4:31 pm, Blogger Edward O said...

Ben reminds me of me, so I won't have a word said against him. As for the stencils, surely EVERY nerd with bad dress sense has had some well-meaning acquaintance or family member give them such a shirt because it apparently "would look good on [them]" even though clearly they don't.

Okay, Ben is crap, you're right.

 
At 12:10 pm, Blogger iPatrickBlake said...

All this talk about clothes is rather useless, surely the stylists pick it out of the Channel Ten wardrobe, non?

 

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