FOP'S FAVOURITE TINAS

1. Cousins!

(Because her new song "Hymn" is simply lovely. Enthusiastic But Mediocre have a little to say on the matter presently, which is frankly how we found out about it and subsequently decided to Rank The Tinas.)
Rating: 5 x Gretel Killeens

EDIT: 1.5. Thomsen!

(We almost FORGOT Finlay from out of Home and Away and The Pop. But we learned recently that:
* She was born in Denmark!; and
* She has a sister with the name "Sussi"!
And that's good enough for us. She doesn't quite knock Tina's Cousins from the top though, as she hasn't recently punched out any pop-trance singles, that we know of.)


2. Turner!

(Because of a song from the olden days called "What you get is what you see".)

+0.5

3. Arena!

(Because although she is something of a disgrace these days, all French ballads and having her lips done, we will never forget the days of the "Strong as Steel" album - unlike Tina herself, who pretends her career began with "Chains".)



4. Yothers!

(Because of the above photo.)


Is there a Tina we should have included? Tell us! We get the feeling that there is something missing from this post (not that that's ever prevented a hearty "click" on the Blogger "Publish" button before).