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Sunday, August 22

AUS IDOL: IT SHOULD, THEN, BE THESE, THIS EVENING





And, if we weren't refusing on principle to support boys this year, we would possibly "slot" adorable Carlos Velazquez in somewhere.


And yes, these are quite pleasing in a non-musical sense:


And they'll probably go through, you know. But it won't be due to any votes from Fop, as we'll be busy protecting poor stupid Ricki-Lee.

6 Comments:

At 7:24 pm, Blogger Jess said...

You think Marty's a spunk rat?!

I agree with Dan O'Connor 100% though - I would certainly touch his naughty pink bits were I not a good Catholic girl.

 
At 8:39 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Marty IS the bloke from Eiffel 65...he really, really is...

CFB

 
At 9:28 pm, Blogger Fop said...

You may both be pleased to know that I have performed a reevaluation of those boys' attractiveness.

I now find them both repulsive.

Marty is totally Eiffel 65 man and there is something quite wrong with him. Dan, on the other hand, looked tonight like someone hanging around Hungry Jack's on the corner of Russell and Bourke going "You chasin'?"

I still think Carlos is adorable however.

 
At 11:18 pm, Blogger Jess said...

But... but Carlos had TRACKS! Is there some sort of eighties hair style revival going on that I don't know about? Could it be the natural progression from last years popular "trendy mullet"?

However, I can sort of see his appeal, I suppose, in a youthful, fresh faced way. I do still quite fancy Daniel O'Connor though but my taste has been remarkably dodgy of late.

Last night I watched The Hot Chick (the first step to evil, I know) and other than a newfound adoration of Anna Farris, I also found...

Oh I can't say it...

... I found one of those bloody Laurence boys attractive! The one that wasn't Joey or the young one. I'm fairly sure he was in Mrs Doubtfire. Always the ugly one, in my books, but my goodness - he's improved with age like a cheap, tawdry, lusty wine. I feel so dirty!

 
At 11:22 pm, Blogger Jess said...

Haha! Just looked up Eiffel 65... La dee dee, la dee da, indeed!

 
At 8:10 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ricki-Lee is a Hottie! she will be the victor! go ricki! I love you, ur hot stuff

 

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