Lil Kim vs Not-so-Lil Kim
If a Kim must be the new ALP leader, why can it not be the lugubrious Lil Kim. Here is her platform statement:
"I get paid just for laying in the shade. To take photos with a glass of lemonade."

A renowned entrepreneuse, Kim boasts here of the success of her own small photography business wherein a soft drink-fuelled camera apparatus is used in lieu of more traditional and expensive equipment. Clearly on the side of the battler, she positions herself in stark opposition to Big Kim who is on the side of the (beer) batter.
"Three chiko rolls and a book about guns please."

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