DON'T YOU LIKE GRETEL? FOP WILL FIX YOU
An occasional column in which Fop berates all and sundry into realising that the sumptuous Gretel Killeen should be the Deputy Prime Minister of Australia
Gavin from Tullamarine writes: 'Gretel's a terrible host, and she unfairly influenced viewers to vote Elle out of the "Big Brother house".'
You're a nincompoop, Gavin. Gretel is a TERRIBLY GOOD host. Clever, self-deprecating, and enjoys a hilarious pun or ten ("So if you'd like to cut a slice of Bree, phone 1800...")! And how about her extremely impressive approach to The Merlin Incident and her delightful shushing of the booing dotards in the crowd? Who do you think would handle that better? Kim Kilbey? Further, Elle was an inconsequential little bint.
Status: Converted. "Gavin" now HEARTS Gretel.
Don't you like Gretel? Then let us know and we'll give you a good battering, or similar.
3 Comments:
I don't like Gretel!!!!
Actually that's a lie, but I wouldn't mind copping a "battering" from you Fop. ;)
Gretel is fabulous, but I wouldn't wish the Deputy PM position on anyone, especially since it currently entails being the leader of the National Party. Make her Attorney General I say.
I rather like Gretel, even though I don't watch Big Brother. She is amusing. Perhaps not Deputy material, but she'd be a good speechwriter. Or media advisor person. Recruit her, Latham, you tit.
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